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Ordering from the new Kosher menu at MacDonalds - "I'd like a Big Mac with Matza... and circum-size that." The reason most couples stay together for decades is that they are both eventually thinking, "Who else would have an old wretch like me!" I prefer to be driven by how I want to treat peope today than by trying to make up for how I treated them yesterday. Question: My life is a debris field - where do I start? Answer: With a bulldozer - and a teaspoon. Don't try to forgive yourself for the past. Rather, become a new person who hasn't don't anything wrong yet. Do this every day as needed. Have you heard about the new Jewish auction web site: oyBay? I'm sitting on the souffle of life, hoping nobody slams the oven door. I'm always inspired in the morning. It's part of my magnificent mental plumage. Try to sense within yourself the moment observation becomes memory. The purest essence of "The Law" from which al