Self Installing Bed Sheets

That's the one thing I'm most waiting for to shake out of stem cell research - self installing sheets. I mean, sheets are organic, right? So we should be able to train them to crawl across the mattress and fasten themselves to the corners.

And this is why I support the wholesale slaughter of all those viable, yet discarded embryos: Because I'm sick of making the God Damn bed!

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